Evan is funny

So yesterday Ev was watching Fairy Odd Parents and I hear him say 'Oh my God, that's so wierd.'
I let Evan & his buddy Wyatt play with some flippers and plastic spoons and what does Evan do? Sticks them down the back of his shirt and pulls them out swinging singing Teanage Ninja turtles....such a boy.
The other night while reading him bedtime stories he asks about a picture of a girl reading a magazine on the subway, looked like a teenager, and Ev asks, 'whats that mom?' I reply, it's a girl reading a magazine. He says 'Ya, I like girls' (with a big grin.)
He started saying 'yes sir' and 'yes mam' when we ask him to do things, pretty cute but I don't know where he learned it. Sometimes when he says it he does the salute too.
He put a crystal on top of my head the other day and says ' awwww, you so beautiful mom' thanx Ev, at least somebody thinks so! He also tells me I'm a pretty girl.
I was giving him a lecture about something the other day and at the end I say 'okay Evan?' and he says ' ya...sure mom' -WITH A TONE! Great, it starts already.